What just happened..... ?

I don't usually post twice in one day, let alone twice in the same couple of hours, but what JUST happened is worthy of sharing with the world because I'm Still laughing about it.
Dawn and I have been sitting in OTD for about an hour or two and this African American man came over and was talking to the guy with the bad music taste, about Wi-Fi or something. I wasn't really paying attention. Until... The strange man appears to my right... I think he's going to talk to me about my computer/Wi-Fi or something of that sort... I was concerned and I must have had a concerned look on my face because after the "Excuse me miss" he says "Don't worry I'm not trying to scare you." (Well that's real comforting...) Then the conversation happens as follows::

"I was sitting over there and I think you are very attractive and I would be honored if I could give my cell phone number."

At this point I'm at a loss for words and I was quickly trying to think of some polite yet direct way of telling this man that I was not interested. So I blurted out that I was moving to Chicago in a month to start a new job and that I wasn't even going to be around. Then he started asking me a bunch of questions about Chicago and then rambled on about how there's nothing for people in St. Louis and how people want to go every other place before they want to come here. I nod and to myself wonder if he's ever going to leave or if he's going to stay and talk to me until I relent to letting him give me his number. Then, he says "Well I wish you the best of luck." and then leaves.

Then Dawn and I crack up because that actually just happened. Hahaha.
The entire time this is what's going on in my head::

Can I have yo numba?

I love life, hahaha.